Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Thanks to my buddy (you know who you are) for giving me a ride home tonight, or else I could have been on this bad boy. http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1136929—3-dead-more-hurt-in-burlington-train-derailment
And the Oscar goes to...
THE ARTIST! FUCK YEAH!
My favorite part of the Oscars are the montages
I’m not 100% on this theme yet, but I don’t have anymore time to waste looking, so it’ll have to do for now.
I’m fucking around with new themes, bear with me.
Awesome, I love this guy.
Whenever I hear someone over the age of 50 say “texted”, or any variation thereof, I die a little on the inside. It just sounds so forced that it makes me cringe.
You Can't Please 'em All
Sometimes people follow my blog, and at first I’m all like, “badass”. Then I check out their blog, and it’s all unicorns, rainbows and emo bands … and I think, “shit, this girl won’t last a week.”
The Austin and Sara Tattoo Debacle →
Boy meets girl. Boy dates girl for a week. Girl tattoos his face on her arm. Hilarity ensues. My favorite part of this thread (aside from all the snide comments from the peanut gallery, which let’s be honest are the best part of any dramatic F-book thread), is that the the original idea was a winged tortoise. Was she a big fan of Mario Cart or something?
How Do You Get Pink Eye?