Stop Dressing like a Fuck
Dear Fashionistas, You think you’re probably pretty cutting edge and innovative with the way you dress, and I’m sure it was a very intense thought process that resulted in you getting your belt just so. But I’m going to let you in on a secret, there’s a reason no one else dresses like you; it’s because you look like you should be riding on a fucking short bus. You know what...
Lazy Fucking Drivers
Dear Shitty Drivers, For God’s sake use your fucking turn signal. It’s not just a fun lever next to your steering wheel, it’s pretty fucking vital to the proper operation of your car. I swear to god that if I had enough money I would run everyone of you motherfuckers of the road for aimlessly drifting into my lane. Alas I am not wealthy enough to repeatedly replace my side paneling. When you do...
Fucking ttc riders
Dear Illiterate TTC Riders, “Walk left, Stand right.” Such a simple request that so many of you manage to fuck up. I don’t know if it’s ignorance or apathy but you are literally impeding train cars full of people who are in a rush, all because you are unwilling to follow a simple social code. To be honest I don’t give a fuck which side you stand on, but fucking pick...