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caitygee:
Halloween | Misfits
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2 Days Until Halloween! I’m stating on my pumpkins today. This year I’m going with a classic Universal Monsters theme; going to do Frankenstein, Nosferatu, and the Wolf Man.
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Confessions of an Asshole
Sometimes I slip offensive words into text messages, or say wildly inappropriate things, and then blame it on auto-correct.
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Lazy Costume Idea
If you don’t have the time to go full Walking Dead this halloween, you can still cash in on the zombie craze. All you need is a shirt you don’t care about and some fake blood. Dab a bit of blood on the arm or shoulder and voilà, you’re that dick-head who tries to hide his zombie bite from the rest of the group. For added effect, when people ask you about your costume act really...
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Public Service Announcement
When I hear someone misuse an abbreviation it makes me want to pour bleach in their eyes. How many times have you heard someone say, “I need to use an ATM machine.” No, what you need to do is smarten the fuck up. Guess what the M stands for genius? Or when someone says, “Just as an FYI …” “For your information” is a fucking abbreviated phrase, not a noun,...
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ALPHANUMERIC!
Reboot is on netflix! Finally my 8 dollars a month is starting to pay off. I can’t wait to watch the season when Enzo grows up to become the ultimate badass.
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Fuck!
I forgot my fucking phone charger when I left for work today. It is going to be a looooong shift.
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Tumblr Halloween
If anyone tries to Trick-or-Treat me for Tumblr Halloween I’m going to be like that weird foreign house that only gives out those shitty Suckers.
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