Mister Candie, normally I would say “Auf wiedersehen,” but since what “auf wiedersehen” actually means is “‘till I see you again”, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye - Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino 2012)
You are fucking kidding me
aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP
if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years
The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare
i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.
and who can forget old mate
even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)
my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go
awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie
hi missus footballfish how was your day??
Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish
hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead
he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group
he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet
look at his lumpy ass head tho.
now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark
what big teeth you have—
oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out
the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE
the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon
the goosefish please help me
do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u
How is the ocean even real
"Either we know every variety of creature populating our planet, or we do not" - Jules Verne
Despite all the scathing reviews this movie received, I found it somewhat decent. As a film it’s definitely deep into the lackluster side of the spectrum, but as a science fiction thought experiment I think there is some value there. Essentially, its yet another film with high concept and poor execution; they tried to do too much. Like the whole anti-tech terrorist subplot could have been substantially cut, in favor of exploring the artificial intelligence and nanotechnology angles more deeply. It reminded me a lot of a book by Michael Crichton (author of Jurassic Park) called “Prey”. There are a number of parallels between the two plots, but despite Crichton’s far superior storytelling, I actually enjoyed how nanotechnology, especially its potentially limitless potential, were represented in this film more than in the book (granted the book was published 12 years ago). Overall, if you are bored one afternoon and want to throw something on in the background, this is far from the worst film you could choose.